ciao miles! how have you been? i'm sorry this is terribly delayed there has been so much going on in the past month there was simply no proper time i hope you're free to join us for a couple of drinks tonight i'll send along the information and hope you can come along!
The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
( Whenever Edgeworth goes out to check his mailbox the next day, he will find an unassuming, white envelope. The envelope has no identifying factors as to whom the piece of mail might be from, and when he looks inside, he'll pull out a piece of rice paper, adorned in carefully practiced, neat calligraphy, with gold lettering: )
開催式 | 12月9日 We humbly invite you, to join us at Ukabu-ie. Where you are free to relax, and stroll about the gardens. Please join us at noon for tea ceremony, and bring a guest if you like.
( Did Kiritsugu put in a lot of effort just to spite a man? )
( Hey Edgeworth. It's that woman you've moonlaced with twice now under dubious circumstances, and have been dancing around engaging with each other since. )
I hope you've been feeling better.
( Now that the tea house has been exposed. She certainly doesn't wish ill of him. )
Would you care to meet?
( Awkward as the prospect is for her. How do you talk to men? )
( Edgeworth is not expecting to be challenged to a chess match by an anonymous stranger, but he rises to the challenge nonetheless. It is around the midpoint of the game that he realizes he has bitten off more that he can chew and his opponent is more skilled than he had first anticipated.
That will teach him for underestimating others.
He's certainly enjoying the intellectual stimulation, at least. )
[ Akashi is so invested in this game that he hasn't had lunch... and he hasn't replied to texts from his gf and bf??? Sorry. ]
Do you concede?
[ He's noticed his opponent's moves have been sloppy, a little desperate, but there's still some thought to it. He decides to maybe help the guy save face. ]
[From his roommate, Edgeworth will receive two legal thriller novels and a black leather-bound journal. Attached is a card with a simple message written neatly, punctuated by a signature with sharp strokes:
Dear Edgeworth,
Happy Firialia, and joyeux Noël. I thought you might like a little leisure reading, and I hope you can put the journal to good use. Thank you for agreeing to be my roommate.
[After everyone's returned to Lunatia, Gumshoe is sure to send a present to Edgeworth. There's a DVD case with a note attached:]
Dear Mr. Edgeworth, I know how much you love the Steel Samurai. It's okay, this is just a letter, you don't have to deny it! That's why I did everything I could to find this for you. It seems like it's the closest thing this world has to the Steel Samurai. So until we can find a way home, I hope that this can help keep you satisfied! I know this time of the year is hard for you, but I hope this gift can give you some reasons to smile.
[The DVD is blank, just with a label called "The Samurai's Shaft". It sounded Steel Samurai-y enough! But there's also no description for it at all, and Gumshoe didn't try to actually watch it, because he was worried about accidentally ruining Edgeworth's gift. So he doesn't know that it's actually a porn parody. Merry Christmas, Edgeworth.]
Of course not, sir! I wanted to make sure that it was fresh for your own eyes, and I didn't wanna break it or anything! So what do you think, kinda like the Steel Samurai right?
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how have you been?
i'm sorry this is terribly delayed
there has been so much going on in the past month there was simply no proper time
i hope you're free to join us for a couple of drinks tonight
i'll send along the information and hope you can come along!
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The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
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I was worried about what happened to Sanguis.
I've since been informed that this is a prank and I apologize for wasting your time.
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How many people did you send this message? All nine, as requested?
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not here; i cannot believe this
also not here but this is hilarious
There's been a bad run with anonymous parties lately, all right. )
text; figured I'd get this off the ground
I hope you've been feeling better.
( Now that the tea house has been exposed. She certainly doesn't wish ill of him. )
Would you care to meet?
( Awkward as the prospect is for her. How do you talk to men? )
text; works for me!
Sorry, who is this?
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Integra Hellsing. You broke into my apartment the other night. Do you not remember?
( She is a good person. )
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You are the one who failed to identify yourself.
( They're getting off on the best foot... )
text, un: redemperor
[ Hi, stranger. ]
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That will teach him for underestimating others.
He's certainly enjoying the intellectual stimulation, at least. )
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Do you concede?
[ He's noticed his opponent's moves have been sloppy, a little desperate, but there's still some thought to it. He decides to maybe help the guy save face. ]
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For the better or the worse, Edgeworth is not the type of man to voluntarily give up. )
I do not.
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Well played.
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Dear Edgeworth,
Happy Firialia, and joyeux Noël. I thought you might like a little leisure reading, and I hope you can put the journal to good use. Thank you for agreeing to be my roommate.
Sincerely,
C.H. Sanson]
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Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
I know how much you love the Steel Samurai. It's okay, this is just a letter, you don't have to deny it! That's why I did everything I could to find this for you. It seems like it's the closest thing this world has to the Steel Samurai. So until we can find a way home, I hope that this can help keep you satisfied! I know this time of the year is hard for you, but I hope this gift can give you some reasons to smile.
[The DVD is blank, just with a label called "The Samurai's Shaft". It sounded Steel Samurai-y enough! But there's also no description for it at all, and Gumshoe didn't try to actually watch it, because he was worried about accidentally ruining Edgeworth's gift. So he doesn't know that it's actually a porn parody. Merry Christmas, Edgeworth.]
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Did you mean to give me this... this filth?
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I assume you did not check the contents of this film before sending it to me.
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